OBTAINED!!! - Oil of Olay

Hey there, it's Ian once again, and yes, I use girl lotion on my face every single morning.  See, I have this condition called sebhorrhoeic dermatitis, which prompts me to take particular care of my face.  Anyway, I stumbled upon this product because my wife was already buying it, and now I can't live without it...unless I want to look like an extra from "Road Warrior".

OBTAINED!!! - AAA Batteries

Hi, it's Ian.  Lauren is taking an accounting class through the City, and I figured it was the best chance I'd ever have to get some more use out of my old Texas Instruments TI-83 graphing calculator.  Having lived dormant in a drawer for the better part of 11 years, this grand old machine will make her look like she really has her shit together, if nothing else.  Give 'er some fresh batteries, and she's good-as-new!